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1 There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed!
And of course adonkey to pay her bills!!
2 When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its £3.95 per minute!
3

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think

4

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

5 What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
6 The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
7 Q: What does a blonde owl say?   A: What, what?
8

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

9 What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
10 Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
11 Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
12 What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!
13 What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
14 Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
15 I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
16 How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
17 Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

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